Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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