So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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