she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I have fence marks all over my body
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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