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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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