Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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