Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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