Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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