A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
