I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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