why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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