We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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