I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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