I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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