On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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