found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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