I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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