I wanna passion pit in your ass
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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