oh god the rape fog is back!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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