Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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