I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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