Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Randomize
