if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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