I'm gonna have a badass scar
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
