You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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