you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
you will always have a special place in my vag
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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