I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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