I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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