About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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