Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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