I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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