it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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