i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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