i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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