i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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