Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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