Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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