called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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