i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
im holly from the hills drunk
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I'm really busy with my period
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