The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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