Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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