You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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