16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Randomize
