Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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