I can tuck mytits in my pants
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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