Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
