it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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