"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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