It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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