You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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