I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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