I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I'm both gender and math confused
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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