I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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