and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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