They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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